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Malaysian Government

2009-03-11T09:38:00.000+08:00

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know...WHY...

Recap of footballing season

2008-05-31T15:05:00.002+08:00

This blog has been revived once again,,hopefully it'll stay long enough for our fans to enjoy after missing out on our recent news..so footballing season in Europe has just ended lets see the conclusion of the winners and losers in the respective leagues..

EPL:Manchester United
English FA: Portsmouth
Carling : Tottenham Hotspurs
La Liga : Real Madrid
King's Cup : Valencia
Seria A : Inter
Italian Cup : Roma
Ligue 1 : Lyon
French L Cup: PSG
Bundesliga: Bayern Munich
German L Cup: Bayern Munich
SPL: Celtic
Scot Cup: Rangers
UEFA Cup : Zenit St Petersburg
UEFA UCL: Manchester United

Those are just few list of winners in certain league..there are whole lot more if we were to list them all but we Armadans have not enough time for that cause we need to kick some balls so we gotto summarise the whole European season thus far..

The English Premier League,..so called the most exciting league in the world..it might be..Arsenal lead for most of the season and suddenly the played few of their worst game for Man Utd to take the top of the table,..both teams player beautiful football all season long but Arsenal have themselves to blame after playing such great game only to end up 3rd in the league finish behind Chelsea which came up with a late surge with the surprise manager Avram. Luck you may call it but Man Utd are worthy winners,they score the most and conceded the least in the league and luck may play some part in the title race but to win the title you need some luck to win it, just like the other leagues in the world. The supporters of the teams that finished as runners up can also complain by saying that the ref is biased that lil rubbish has been circulating since Mourinho was in charge at Chelsea and when his team struggled against Barcelona back then in the UCL. The Carling cup and FA cup sprung a surprise when not even the big four was the winner this season..Chelsea again who claimed that they should have won something are still nothing as the were beaten by Spurs in the Carling cup final. They had themselves to screw..FA cup was the real big surprise as the big four came tumbling down one by one and Portsmouth as the sole rep in the semi finals came out as eventual winners after eliminating Manu by some lady luck however kudos to these 2 teams which have done pretty well

In Spain, Real's title was more or less some luck..before the start of the season Schuster's side struggled at all those pre-season friendly only to perform well in the league and did not fare well in the domestic competitions and the UCL. Valencia's board should knock themselves in the head by sacking their then manager Quique Flores and taking Koeman as the new boss. Koeman did nothing good but almost pulling the club into relegation and survived late in the season not forgetting they finished bottom in their UCL group stage and thus did not even enter the UEFA Cup. Canizares and Albelda was omitted from the squad when both of them are very influential players for the team but they were lucky to get the consolation by winning the King's Cup. Barcelona the favourites to win the La Liga and UCL fail to live up to expectation and end the season trophy-less and the worst part is their boss Rijkaard got the boot. Stars like Henry joined the team only to have a very disappointing season in Spain lead to the club's failure and the star playmaker Ronaldinho hard partying style was also condemned by the press as part of the failure too..However the club could do well next season if the rebuliding of the club is done at perfection by the new boss.

Italy Inter seems like the runaway winner again earlier in the season but the title race was not over till the very end of the season when their star striker Ibrahimovic scores a brace to lead them to their 3rd straight scudetto leaving Roma fans in despair. Week later Roma got their revenge by beating Inter to win the Italian cup. Juventus bounce back from their match fixing scandal and finshed 3rd in the league and they are almost certain in the UCL next season should they win their 3rd round qualifying. AC Milan last season's UCL winner..wow..was rather disappointing as they finished 5th and hey will miss out on the UCL for the first time in many years.

The other leagues saw Munich and Lyon as runaway winners in their league, Rangers of Scotland almost won the title but self destruct and let Celtic win their 3rd straight title, however Rangers won a double this season and they go all the way to the UEFA Cup Finals which they lost to Zenit of Russia.

The UCL was the biggest prize of all in club football dominated by English clubs this season with 3/4 in the last four. Therefore there is no real surprise that it was an all English final for the first time in the tournament history. The match up of the final was evenly balance with both Manu and Chelsea are quite evenly match as both teams are unbeaten. Manu played the best game on the first half but Chelsea got lucky with the equaliser and controlled the game for most of the time until the penalties which they lost by some lady luck. However think back when Chelsea bought Shevchenko from Milan their objective was to increase their chances in winning the UCL but we know what he did in Chelsea besides being a bench warmer but when Chelsea got their first UCL final they did not even want to put him in to take the penalties and opted for Anelka instead which he eventually missed. As arrogant it may sound in Mourinho in saying Avram is a loser it could be true because of the mistake in strategy, going into to cup finals and not winning anything is truly indeed nothing but failure.

So thats bout it for this season's club football..EURO 08 is next.. Go Oranje..!

kissable?

2008-04-03T23:15:00.001+08:00

R9 the best player to step foot in the field

2008-03-01T14:27:00.004+08:00

His just to good...This is a MUST in the armada's blog =)

LOVE OF MY LIFE

2008-02-17T23:42:00.002+08:00

Nobody want to see us together
No one knows we would be forever
Been thru' the rain and the weather
You should know i would leave you never
But your friends got so much to say
That would just throw your heart away
But i won't just leave you anyday
Think i would just do that,no way

Baby,all i need is your trust
Stop the fighting and fuss
If you want to talk,we can discuss
The only thing that matters' is us

Baby,we aint' gonna fight
Anybody who feel so right
Thru all the whole,i am holdin' you tight
Lay by you with the moonlight

Things between us gon' get better
Men steady comin' after you
Women steady comin' after me
Seem like everybody wanna go for self
And don't wanna respect boundaries
Tellin' you all those lies
Just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets
I held inside
But just know that I tried
To always apologize
And I'ma have you first always in my heart
To keep you satisfied

How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you baby!

Vote Wisely,ROCK THE VOTE!

2008-02-11T21:15:00.000+08:00

Have fun in the coming elections.

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
Have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now Choose your eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I Would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a Barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."

VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTION,Vote the Opposition(be it DAP,PAS,PKR).

The Second Coming by The MESSIAH.A MUST watch video,'A letter from Hell'.Beware,its END TIMES. rated;5/5

2007-12-29T21:36:00.000+08:00

This is for all my friends who I did not took the time to tell you about Him,The FIRST AND THE LAST.It's real and it's coming,real soon.....

if you have problem watching this,watch it at http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1b5bd6e3e034d00b4f73

FOR AS THE LIGHTNING COMES FROM THE EAST AND FLASHES TO THE WEST.SO ALSO WILL THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN BE.

URL/ http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7e18e50b58eb7e0c6ccb

MidZone Countdown 2008-Bloody Gametime!

2007-12-17T23:22:00.000+08:00

Strictly 18 and above.Brewski will be served and please bring petroleum jelly and self-lubricating substance so that you can grind on all pussies on that day.That's a new-year's resolution for 2007/2008...See you in the scum bag z.one.

Venue : The Boulevard, Mid Valley City
Date : 31st December 2007
Gates Open : 7.00pm
Party Time : 9.00pm onwards
DJs Line-up : DJ Stoneface & Terminal (Euphonic Germany)
DJ Matthew White (Hungary)
VJ SORT (Kagawa, Japan)
Tickets: : www.ticketpro.com.my / 03 – 7880 799

courtesy of kennysia.com and Midzone Committee.

Boner and Gay Clyde In Kama Sutra

2007-12-08T10:18:00.000+08:00

keep the juice flowin',i mean sweat gland(pun intended)

still getting a boner?[o.0]

Hey there Khalilah

2007-12-05T04:04:00.001+08:00

Oooooh,Its how u cook the meat

Ronaldinho vs C.Ronaldo

2007-12-05T03:55:00.000+08:00

Whose the better showman?YOU decide

Now You're Gone-Basshunter

2007-11-30T10:56:00.000+08:00

TubeCodes.com

now ur gone
i realise my love for u are strong
and i miss u and here, now u r gone
i keep waiting here by d phone
with the pic hanging on the wall

now youre gone i realised my lov for u r strong
and i miss u and here,nw u r gone
i keep waiting here by d phone
with the pic hanging on the wall
is this the way its meant to be
all the dreamin thats ur missin' me
i'm waiting in u at home
i'll go crazy now u r gone
thrs a empty place in my heart
without me luv,ill only break apart
i hope she'll never fades away
i'll think about u everyday

R U READY?
(chorus 2)

Ready for takeoff!

MuscleMan-Protein Mum..,Grind Pussies,Juggerbombs. Ori and Asi Edi rated 5/5 *****

2007-11-26T16:13:00.000+08:00

hey browski,two heinekens please...

not now chinaman,i'm in the f++ken zen

Soulja Boy Parody-Travis Barker does it,effin good! rated:4/5

2007-11-26T16:11:00.001+08:00

Predator vs Mercurial SuperLite

2007-11-23T16:23:00.000+08:00

...........................vs...........................

YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE,WE BUY!
of course not you mofo.It's futbol baby and its back

Happy bday WILSON

Malouda el bestial jugador!!!

2007-11-23T16:20:00.000+08:00

Next up,Brasilo?Home of paladas....we shall see

Restricted Access!

2007-11-23T16:01:00.001+08:00

This blog has been confiscated and is now the liability for the Government of the United States of America.The C.I.A has all rights and restricted access in this blog for cultural learnings for the glorious benefit of United States.

THE BULLDOZR

2007-09-28T00:58:00.000+08:00

This is Gattuso,This is the Mafia in football.Is either you love him dearly or despise him fervently.
Gattuso....Gat....tu...sooooo!!!!

This guy here is dead accurate with fearsome power into it unlike the other sharp-shooters in Italia.His pitbull is his companion in the field,thts why he acts like one.DORK but ROCK

PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT S01E02

2007-09-02T23:38:00.000+08:00

This update is a 3 post update consecutively to commerate Armada's reach of 10,000 visits in barely 2 months and a poll conducted recently by you all that voted for more football updates;

And this... is the second episode of four current episode for the Sanchez Boys to travel Europe to find the most accurate footballer.So lets present*drumrolls*....,

....Torsten Frings........FRINGS....FRINGS!!!! FRINGS...!!!

If Torsten Frings is not the most accurate player in Germany,I don't know who is.Cmon Frings hit the Sanchez's frankfurters....

A more decent interview with him on the latest cleats by Nike which he is currently using to play high-tenacity games for Werder Bremen in Bundesliga League .

Dutchman

Antonio Puerta Commiseration

2007-09-02T23:14:00.000+08:00

Sevilla defender Antonio Puerta died in hospital Tuesday, three days after collapsing during his team's Spanish league match against Getafe, Spanish media reported.

A natural left-footer, Puerta joined Sevilla as a boy and spent a total of 14 years at the club,^[2] growing up at the club's acclaimed youth system alongside other players such as Sergio Ramos, Jesús Navas, Alejandro Alfaro and Kepa Blanco.^[3] He played on the left side of midfield, although he did occasionally fill in at left back. His impressive performances earned him international recognition and reported interest from Arsenal, Manchester United and Real Madrid.^{[4] (partly taken from Wiki)}

Puerta had been capped once by the Spanish national side, making his debut on October 6, 2006, against Sweden in a qualification match for the 2008 UEFA European Football Championship.^[3] He was also capped for Spain U-21.

Puerta, 22, collapsed in the first-half and medics prevented him from swallowing his tongue.

But he collapsed again in the locker room and was given cardiac resuscitation before being taken to hospital.

He was placed in intensive care and doctors said on Tuesday his condition had deteriorated before his death.

Puerta is the third high-profile footballer to die after collapsing on the field in recent years.

In January 2004 Benfica's Hungarian international striker Miklos Feher died during a Portuguese league match from a heart attack. Just seven months earlier Cameroon international Marc-Vivien Foe collapsed and died while playing in the Confederations Cup tournament in France.

Sevilla's Champions League qualifier against AEK Athens, scheduled to be played in Greece on Tuesday, was postponed to September 3 by the European football governing body UEFA.

A minute of silence will be held at the start of every Spanish league game at the weekend in tribute.

WE LOVE YOU PUERTA,ARRIESGADO CONTENIDO!-Dutchman

UEFA Champions League Draw 07/08

2007-08-31T02:23:00.000+08:00

GROUP A GROUP B GROUP C GROUP D
----------- ----------- ----------- ----------
1) Liverpool 1) Chelsea 1) Real Madrid 1) AC Milan
2) Marseille 2) Valencia 2) Olympiacos 2) Glasgow Celtic
3) Besiktas 3) Rosenborg 3) Lazio 3) Benfica
4) FC Porto 4) Schalke 04 4) Werder Bremen 4) Shaktar Donetsk

GROUP E GROUP F GROUP G GROUP H
----------- ----------- ----------- -----------
1) FC Barcelona 1) Man United 1) Internazionale 1) Steaue Bucharest
2) FC Lyonais 2) Sporting Lisbon 2) PSV Eindhoven 2) Arsenal
3) Stuttgart 3) AS Roma 3) CSKA Moscow 3) Slavia Prague
4) Glasgow Rangers 4) Dynamo Kiev 4) Fernabache 4) Sevilla/AEK
5) Orange Armada

This year's UEFA Champions League draw was carried out moments ago, UEFA president Michel Platini had some changes, in group F, also known as the group of death, he assigned a new team into the group due to recent superb performance by Orange Armada, so instead of having 4 teams in each group, group F is special with 5.."Orange Armada, in my opinion, stand a very high chance of lifting the Champions League title this season" quoted by Michel Platini himself..

So, from this big achievement, the club is really proud of what the players gave to the club..

peace out!

Thanks You and Goodbye Ole Gunnar Solskjaer aka Best Super Sub ever aka Babyfaced Assassin!!

2007-08-29T17:21:00.000+08:00

A tribute to Manchester United Legend,,"The Baby Faced Assassin" Ole Gunnar Solskjaer,,

Yesterday was "sad" day for Manchester United fans and avid football fans as Norwegian veteran Ole Gunnar Solskjaer hangs up his boots due to a prolonged knee injury.

Solskjaer got his nickname best super sub when he scored on his Man Utd debut against Blackburn after coming on only just 6minutes. He came on as a substitute in the 1999 Uefa Champions League final against Bayern Munich and scored the winning goal in the dying minutes of the match.
Other memorable moments in his career was scoring 4 goals in 19 minutes against fallen giants Nottingham Forest.

Enjoy the two videos dedicated to the legendary No 20 of Manchester United,the first UCL 1999 Final Goal..the second compilation of Solskjaer..,

The history of his football career are as follows:

1990-1994 Clausenengen 115 goals 109 appearances
1994-1996 Molde 31 goals 42 appearances
1996-2007 Manchester United 126 goals 366 appearances
Norway national team 23 goals 67 appearances

He shall be remembered for his memorable moments in football history and he will be sorely missed by MUFC fans and football fans.
WE at Orange Armada wish him good luck in his new job..

Armadan,..out..!

Can They Finally Do It..??

2007-08-28T21:28:00.000+08:00

The 39th Merdeka Tournament kicked off last week,
Malaysia's U-23 squad was in the same group as Myanmar(Defendeing Champs),Laos and Lesotho.
The U-23 squad did better than their seniors at last month's Asian Cup winning one out of their three games and losing only one to the defending champion on a 1-2 score line.They finished the group stage scoring6 and conceded only 2,way better goalkeeping from the "highly-rated" Azizon.

will this be the final image after tomorrow's game?

Yesterdays semi-final Malaysia were up against their bitter rivals Singapore U-23,which is on a roll following their unbeaten run in the groups stages.The match was won by the Malaysians and they will meet the defending champs Myanmar tomorrow at Shah Alam Stadium. This tournament was created by Malaysians but they have failed to win it since 1993 where they beat South Korea 3-1.

The question is can they finally win it back again??
Is this the start of the glory days for Malaysian football again ever since the Mokhtar Dahari era?

This question should all be answered by tomorrow's match.
WE as Malaysian will support the National squad for tomorrow's game in which a victory for the Malaysians would be a perfect gift for the big 50 of Malaysia's Independence Day.
WE just hope the score line won't be a big 5-0 where Malaysia end up on the losing side and its the other way round.

Cheers..!
Armadan signing off...

Bremgo vs BMW

2007-08-21T22:54:00.000+08:00

A badass of its own....

Care for a hitch?

Recently a German based company has took a BMW 335i, slapped on some M3 lookalike parts on it and shoehorned the huge 5.0 liter V10 from the BMW M5 into the coupe’s engine bay. They used the SMG drivetrain instead of the manual transmission. Other than the body parts and engine swap, the car also receives a artge perforated leather steering wheel, AC Schnitzer 5-spoke alloy wheels.A dick big V10 engines.In this particular application they tuned up the M5’s engine to 550 PS, so you can expect this E92’s M5 motor to have similiar specs
Bremgo has also played with diesel engine,stuffing the 330d’s turbodiesel into the M3 Cabriolet, effectively taming it down a little and making it a nice fuel efficient small GT of sorts.

Work your whole life and you MAY get one of these beast...More pics after the jump

That's as big as your butt cheeks can grow.

YOU ROCK MY SOCKS....

Dutchman....You Sucks My Rod

Proton Persona - Hero/Zero

2007-08-20T13:42:00.000+08:00

I've visited the Proton showroom over in Sungai Besi. I've also tested the 1.6 Base line Auto Solid Red colour model. Well, I've got to say that these critics and all the comments cannot all be trusted. Some of them are due to individual likings and preferences. The others are simply hippocrites who simply gave out very misleading information about the car.
I must say that the car is one of the best Proton cars I've driven. Let's start with the outlook of the car. Starting from the shape. It's nothing to shout about but neither is there much for you to critic. The most annoying part of the car would be the round signal light on the side of the car's front fender. Actually, the car would do much better without it. Some other things that the car's exterior would seem better without would be the chrome finishing on the hood's lid and the trunk. Do away with the chrome strips and I believe the car would look much better. Proton should also do away with the spoiler. In fact, by doing away with the spoiler, perhaps Proton might not have much critics later on in any case the spoiler gets blown away. If they want a spoiler, let them get one themselves.
Then going to the interior of the car. Not a bad effort. The noise and vibration reduction is significant. In fact when I was driving the test car, there was an accident that happened. It sounded like just a tap of your finger on the pillow but the scene was quite brutal to the car. The steering wheel is ok with me. No trouble with the buttons in the middle of the car. No, the car doesn't feel plastic. And the front seats is just fine. I do however agree that the rear seats are kind of low just like my Iswara. Blind spots will be something you would have to look out for this car but the angle of blind spot is smaller than the Gen-2. The air-conditioning is also fine.
Now to the mechanics. The brakes are just a so-so. Since I drove the auto, I can't comment on the manual version for the car. The auto still has quite a harsh kick back when I switched it from P to D. The kickdown is rather delayed with the throttle floored for more power. The gear response is slow. I however did managed to pull the car through past 6,000 rpm which is something my automatic trasmission Proton Iswara is not cappable of doing. The suspension and the absorber would be very suitable for Kuala Lumpur's driving conditions with the uneven roads and multiple poth holes. I however wished that I could have taken the car to some other more challenging turns and corners to push the car to the limits.
Almost all said, I think this car is a good buy. For a pricing between 45,000 to 56,000, the car seems to be of reasonable price. Don't bring the Japanese car into the picture. Let me tell you that there is no way that teh Vios or the City can challenge the stability of this car because both Japanese have independent rear struts. For power? How can you compare a car with and without a variable valve system? It just isn't fair. You should be comparing VVT-i and V-tec with the MiVec. The Myvi is a good car but then it depends on what kind of car that you need.
All said, there is no such thing as a perfect car. This here, is just in my opinion. Don't mention anything until you have seen the car, touched it, sat in it, drove it, and all this without the expectation of finding anything wrong with the car. Then you have the right to start commenting on the car. Thanks to all those bullshitters, I've seen, touched, sat, and drove the car. I really hope to get one cause my Iswara is almost giving up.

Just my 2 cents worth.Maverick.

And to all Proton bashers out there,Remedy is here to clear things up.He's a Proton engineer from auto city:

Inilah susah orang kita ni…. Banyak mendengar cerita sensasi yang banyak ditaruk banyak rempah ratusnya….. Memang pada mulanya kita belajar… selepas itu kita buat sendiri.Saya adalah seorang yang terlibat dengan kerja kerja tersebut.

Saga - base dia Lancer lama. Kita Cuma tukar depan dan belakang
sikit.

Iswara -
base Saga, kita mula belajar untuk design kereta sendiri. Masa ni Mitsubishi dah tak berapa setuju bila kita menubuhkan R&D. So kita menggunakan khidmat penasihat dari UK .

Wira -
Disini berpuluh puluh designer dan engineer Proton dihantar ke Jepun untuk kerjasama design kereta baru. Proton dan Mitsubishi kongsi modal. Hampir 2 tahun kami disana. Bahagian tengah dikongsi bersama. Depan dan Belakang, design asing-asing. Lampu depan dan belakang share sebab nak kurang kan cost. Hasilnya Proton Wira-Mitsubishi Lancer.

Orang akan kata hah kongsi je sebab tak tahu buat kerja…. Tapi ada orang kata apa apa bila Ford dan Mazda berkongsi bahagian tengah? Ford Laser dan Mazda 323 adalah kereta yang sama. Ada orang complain? Bila orang Malaysia yang buat begitu… orang Malaysia sendiri yang nak mengutuk. Tak ramai yang tahu seksa bekerja kat Jepun sebab dia orang suka curi idea. Bayang kanlah semasa kami design dashboard untuk Wira… masa tu Mitsubishi sudah pun siap soft tooling mould untuk dashboard kereta dia… Bila mereka tengok dashboard Proton, Mereka sanggup letak designer dia
depan design kita untuk mengubahsuai kembali rupa bentuk dashboard mereka. Kalau kita pernah tengok dashboard mitsubishi lancer… hampir
samakan. Itu mereka yang meniru bukan kita. Ianya menunjukkan kita bukan tak pandai… Cuma masyarakat sendiri berfikiran macam itu.

Perdana -
untuk membuat satu satu design bukannya murah. Nak balik modal pun lama. Jumlah kereta yang dijual pun kena banyak. So kalau nak buat Perdana…. Sampai habis pun tak balik modal. So yang ni memang kita ambil kereta dari mitsubishi dan pasang di Malaysia. Cuma kita tukar depan dan
belakang, dan bahagian dalaman.

Tiara -
Tiara adalah bukan product Proton. Ia adalah keluaran DRB. Tapi kita kena tunduk dengan arahan dari atas untuk mereka menggunakan lambang Proton.

Waja -
Waja adalah permulaan kita untuk menunjukkan kita mampu melakukan kerja sendiri. 100% didesign orang orang kita. Tapi untuk kejuruteraan kita memerlukan consultant dari luar.. mainly dari Eropah dan Amerika. Bukan sebab tak pandai tapi kita tak cukup kakitangan. Nak design kereta bukan seperti menjahit baju. Kebaikan dari mengambil consultant dari luar memang membuka mata kita… kita adalah setaraf dengan kebolehan mereka. Nak design kereta ni memerlukan beratus ratus kakitangan. Bukannya sedikit.

Gen2 -
100% didesign oleh orang kita. Consultant dari luar hanya sedikit sebab kakitangan kita semakin ramai. Kita mula menggunakan enjin yang didesign sendiri.

o Savvy -
100% dedesign sendiri. Cuma enjin sahaja kita menggunakan Renault sebab kita tidak ada enjin bersaiz kecil. Well…. Kehebatan enjin Renault sudah terbukti bila mereka memenangi F1. Disini banyak berita palsu disebarkan oleh mereka yang tidak bertanggung jawab.Contohnya… Savvy adalah Tiara
dan menggunakan chasis Tiara lama. Savvy tidak ada kena mengena dengan
Tiara. Savvy adalah baru, 100%. Tidak ramai yang tahu bahawa Savvy menggunakan HTHS steel (High Tensile High Strength Steel). Sebab tu body Savvy kuat. Memang ada terpampang kereta Savvy kemek kerana
accident. Well… kereta mercedes, volvo, BMW pun kemek bila accident. Tapi tak ramai yang tengok keadaan dalaman Savvy yang accident tu… In fact. Kukuh. Saudara saudari… Bila kita design kereta ni.. yang paling penting adalah keselamatan penumpang. Memang kereta didesign untuk crumple bila ada impact. Itu untuk menyerap daya hentakan supaya bukan manusia yang menerima hentakan kuat. Rating TUV Germany memberikan 3 star untuk Proton. BMW 5 series pun dapat 3 star. Ramai yang kata Savvy ni tak sedap bila memandu. Tapi tanyalah yang bercakap tu… adakah mereka pernah memandu Savvy. Kebanyakan nya tidak. Hanya mendengar dari orang lain.

Lain lain -
Ada banyak lagi yang saya tak boleh cerita sebab ada secrecy act. Proton pun ada design kereta untuk company lain dan ada membuat part untuk company lain. Proton ada juga buat reverse engineering untuk motosikal lumba (tahun tu dia champion) tapi kita tidak boleh menceritakan sebab dasar secrecy kita. Mungkin sesetengah orang yang memakai certain kereta
mewah tidak tahu yang part kereta mereka dibuat di proton. Kalau Proton tak elok… masakan mereka mengkontrakkan proton untuk membuat kereta mereka.

Perodua… kenapa daihatsu/toyota memberi enjin latest dia orang…. Sebab Perodua tu 100% milik Toyota/Daihatsu. Dah lama UMW menjual saham dia orang kepada Jepun. Proton…. Milik Malaysia… satu2 nya maruah malaysia.. yang kutuk proton anak malaysia sendiri.. sad…”

Mungkin ramai yang mengganggap hanya seorang perdana menteri sahaja terlibat. Cuma pada zaman Tun M baru persetujuan dapat dicapai setelah Mitshubishi bersetuju menjadi rakan teknikal dengan bersyarat. (syarat ni tak bolehlah diberi tahu.. sebab ianya adalah OSA)

Penubuhan Proton lebih mencapai objectif nya. Pada mulanya Proton hanya di rancang untuk membuat kereta bukan untuk merekacipta kereta. Kita menubuh R&D, Mitsubishi tidak setuju. Ye la… siapa nak bagi kita pandai kan . Cuba check dekat Perodua, berapa ramai jurutera dari Proton bekerja dekat sana, Head of R&D Perodua…bekas Proton, Head of Styling…bekas
Proton, Head of Planning…bekas Proton, Head of Production…bekas Proton (rasa-rasanya dah kena kebas dekat Naza), Head of Engineering Services…bekas Proton. Ratarata mereka yang senior dekat sana dari
proton. We trained them… orang lain ambil cara senang je.

Naza pulak.. Head of R&D….bekas Proton. Head of Production…bekas Proton. Honda pun ramai bekas Proton, DRB Pekan… Head dia pun bekas proton, Inokom… head dia pun bekas proton. Itu kira head je…bukan lagi kira engineer dan designer. So it meets its objective untuk memajukan orang-orang kita. Mainly orang Melayu. Naza sendiri tidak menyangkal
kereta Naza mainly didevelop oleh bekas kakitangan Proton. So… orang Proton tak bagus?

Kita belum lagi kira bekas pekerja proton yang diambil oleh consultant luar negara… dari America, Eropah sampai ke Jepun.Tau tak kita kakitangan
Proton telah memenangi pertandingan mereka design kereta anjuran Ford. Beliau mendapat tempat pertama. Bukan bertanding diperingkat Malaysia . Tapi di peringkat antarabangsa. Memang beliau mendapat tawaran kerja dari
syarikat kereta gergasi Amerika dan Eropah. Tapi kami tabik bila dia decide nak stay dekat Malaysia sebab taknak anak-anak membesar dinegara lain. Ada orang tau…?

Itu lah masalah
orang kita… memandang rendah kebolehan anak negara sendiri.. Asyik nanyi negarakuku.. “

p/s : basher oh basher.. i sure u donno anything about this..

Remedy.

Disclaimer: This post has absolutely nothing got to do with the parties involved in this blog and is purely people's freedom of speech.(edited by Dutchman)

Notice Board:Weekend Matches

2007-08-17T17:48:00.000+08:00

Come this weekend, we'll be gunning on all cylinders.Whoever comes to our path,you'll be sure to freeze because we have our Iceman,whoever tries to tackle, obviously you can't because we have The Bullet!

PROTECT YOUR CLEATS AND GET LAID ...ARMADANS GONNA MAKE YOU HIGH!

Re:To all Armadans this week we will be having four matches in a span of seven days.(SATURDAY,SUNDAY,TUESDAY and another SATURDAY.)

First up,on this coming Saturday 18-08-07 ,we have a game against Blazing Phoenix at Real Sports Arena at the FIFA approved court.Wear the new-away kit.Game starts at 1000-1200,so please be punctual.All jokers is a must to come .No excuses or you'll face FEAR.Anyhow if you are not sure of the place,here 's the map;
Address:Lot 2156, 1 ½ Mile, Jalan Sungai Bertih, Off Telok Gadong Road, 44100 Klang.

The 2nd game will be against Bkt Tinggi FC that is on 19-08-07 2nd away tie
Time:0800-1100 Venue:Botanic Field
Transport will be provided to those who don't have the transportation means

The 3rd game will be a tourney at Inter-De La Salle tournament that is on 21-08-07 .
Time:0800-1400 Venue: SMKLSK High School

The 4th and final game of the week is on 25-08-07 we'll be playing a friendly against Cheras Challenger.Their capt is Nasri Jamal and they have invited us to play with them.
Time:n/a Venue:Pan Global PJ

1st is 1st and 2nd is nothing. NO wimpy remarks. No fence sitting. Just loads of raw passion for the game. IF WE WIN,YOU LOSE!!! IF WE LOSE, YOU WIN!!!! It's about celebrating the game and bring like-minded football/futsal players together...So Guys enjoy your weekend as we have our crowded fixtures ahead.

Till then-Dutchman

2007-08-17T17:33:00.000+08:00

Armadan16 aka Koonji aka The Slave aka Yamamoto Kawaguchi Kunji aka Shako aka japanese boy aka WTF aka spiky hair aka "Ferdinand"

2007-08-17T12:55:00.001+08:00

The picture above shows what he usually does, being a "slave" muahaha..Armadan16 had had some controversies with the club over some years as he was loaned to South Park FC for 2 seasons before rejoining the Armadans. A guy who follows most of the orders or commands by his "master" ,someone that's been loaned out from the Armadans due to recent poor performance.

A guy who worships Japanese culture, there's where he got the name Yamamoto Kawaguchi Kunji! Often been "raped" during his days in Armadan's Institute of Football, he's proned to being raped due to his "tak apa" attitude..that's it!

peace out!

Can U spot the Ah Beng?

2007-08-17T12:40:00.000+08:00

Our country had been flooded with Ah Bengs over the years due to influence from Japanese lala bands, well here's an example of an Ah Beng incase u people don't know what is an Ah Beng.. Descriptions are as follow, hairstyle that is one sided, maths pro, bad tempered, uses words such as " lor, jor, de" etc..clothing lines such as SUB,often watch loads of animes, acts cool in which is annoying and many more to be mentioned..have a look at the picture above and u might find an Ah Beng in it....

peace out!

PUT IT WHERE YOU WANT IT!

2007-08-12T09:38:00.000+08:00

This is the latest Nike advancement and Epi 1 features Wayne Rooney and The Sanchez Boys in Rooney's Manor.The aim is to find the ultimate sharp shooter in Europe."Put it where you want it"

Take One:

You got murked!

The next on Sanchez list is Torsten Frings,Florent Malouda and Gennaro Gattuso.Shooting like a rockstar...Dutchman

The Kit

2007-08-10T22:21:00.000+08:00

Many thanks to Al-Ikhsan and Nike Malaysia for supporting this club by sponsoring us the new away kit(full set).The official presentation was held at La Romareda Armada at GMT1600 10/08/2007.This new kit was a gesture after our impressive run of 4 wins 2 draws and 1 lose in 7 games.Below are some of the teasers of the new kit provided by one of our players.

Poll Winner: Cristiano Ronaldo

2007-08-10T22:17:00.000+08:00

Here is your winner for Armadans first online poll,
Voted as the current best player in the world by you readers and fellow loyal fans of Orange Armada FC, with a narrow winning margin just ahead of other football hottest property enjoy the videos of trickery and skills by C.Ronaldo..!

Wait for the next Armadan online poll..Coming soon!
Armadan,,peace out..!

Armadan 11 aka Mervyn Tham aka E.M.T.(extra molten tension) aka Super"Merv" aka Flying Dragon & The Hidden Tortoise aka Orgasm King aka Buntut Seller

2007-08-04T19:21:00.000+08:00

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He's not exactly a buntut seller in those backlanes in Chow Kit Road but plies his trade as a semi-pro footballer in Orange Armada.Loves playing high-tempo games rather then slow pacing game(such as in Serie A).Able to mimic all sorts of sounds and most noticeably orgasmic.Being able to do this infront of Miss Hannah is already enough for a tonne of orgasm spilling into the classss.On football related issue,he was able to recover from a serious career threatening right knee injury and the fans are ecstatic with his comeback that he is now famously dubbed the SuperMerv.A very good tactical player and is good in the air as well.Blends into the team well and everywhere he goes,he is being mock by young savvy ladies trying to vie for him but sadly he is already married to football.

Kick-arse poster of him created by his ardent fans.

During his layoff injury,he manage to travel on to a secluded Ketam Isles on his private yacht with his caucasian buddy Gay O.

Happily chit-chatting away with Gay O.

The paparazzis manage to capture a few glimpse of his new girlfriend(but we have censored it due to his private anonymity)

His girlfriend was replaced with our ex-capt face who now plays for Montreal to protect
SuperMervs' privacy.

After a rough night in a luxurious hotel with his new found "friend".

Looking cum and melancholy about his future career.

Happy moments at Man Utd though he does not like media attention.

On the year 2004,he was married to football and was officially pronounced as Player and Game.

To cash in on the current craze of The Simpsons,we have make Armadan 11 simsonized.And the result as at above(not sure if it's really him)Anyhow this is Armadan 11 and we love him to bits.Hope you enjoy reading his biodata.

Next up,it will be Ivan the Great Cocker and Armadan 8 turn and it will be more bashing and torment then this.NO MERCY FOR THEM!!!

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Armadan 5 aka Wilson Tan aka Willy Wonka aka Mr Wobbly Legs aka Bullock-niac aka Mr potato aka Future "LALA" kid aka Wilko Muhammedz aka Ham(sap) Pao

2007-08-02T16:36:00.000+08:00

"Mr potato"

This explains why he likes to do something weird...,

The above picture is none other than our Armadan 5,..his preferred position Central Mid..,
One of the co-founder of the club, he has been loyal to the club ever since the club was established in 2004. This kid here live a normal live but sometimes has a "weird" attitude of getting high from out of no where. An avid fan of Shevchenko but he plays better than his 1 goal per 20 games idol. This chap here is also a good "shooter" at goals and also at some one heart at times but most of the time this chap is a real joker. He is also famous for his leg shaking moment in the Wanna be Ah Beng dance in several IU Day which earned him the nickname " Mr Wobbly Legs " as for the rest of the nicknames you loyal fans of the Armadans have to find out yourself.

Ham(sap) Pao and Hollywood Star Sandra Bullock..,

Armadan2 aka Ming Ooi aka Mingao aka Cat aka Kucing aka Mobita aka Doraemon aka MingDao aka Garfield aka Megan Fox aka Ka Lat Tai Boy aka Tau Sar Pao!

2007-08-01T16:37:00.000+08:00

Above are the pictures that resembles Armadan2 famously know as Nobita( from Doraemon ), real name was Ming Ooi, but that name is slowly being forgotten since his nicknames were developed..Armadan2, plays as a full-back for Armadans,this bloke had been loyal enough to have stayed with the club ever since the club was first established way back in the years..

Chubby cheeks are described, he's particularly fussy about almost everything! after had had watching Transformers, this bloke eventually dreamt of kissing Megan Fox in reality..hopefully he wakes up from his dreams =) Recently passed his driving exams and was boasting around with his abilities already, well what to do..Often being the most "cruel" criticiser in the club, Armadan33 aka Excreminator as his usual victim..This bloke is also from the "Magic Quartet" consisting of Armadan7 aka Artic "FOX", Armadan9 aka Char Siew Pao and Armadan33( Excreminator )..

Armadan7 aka Kiki Mustang aka Captain aka Economy Pro aka Skeleton aka 5KG Boy aka Justin Choy aka Cin Cai aka Mr.Skin aka Tau Yong(Kaya) Pao

2007-08-01T16:04:00.000+08:00

Hehehe!!!

And yet another Armadan,
I give you Armadan 7 or aka Kiki Mustang aka Captain aka Economy Pro aka Skeleton aka 5KG aka Justin Choy aka Cin Cai aka Musang Pao.

He is the current Captain of the Armadans and also a professional in Economy..He is also the smartest in the Armadan's magic quartet and he loves to be touched by the ex-captain,..yes its non other than Armadan 33 aka Ng Boon Yuan aka Silky Terrier aka Xando aka Excriminator aka Smellyboss " muscleman"aka RX7 aka Fei Chai Pao"Bobo".

This Armadan here is also a product from the Armadan Academy and started playing for the youth team before going on trials at Inter Milan FC. Though he may look Argentine but don't be fooled because he is a truly Malaysian.

Musaham-sap(Mr.Skin) and Shyboy(Mr.Half Skin)

Armadan Bulletin

2007-07-31T23:05:00.000+08:00

La Romareda: The much talk about club The Armadans which have completed the signing of several big names a week ago played a friendly game at their least favourite pitch the "South Park" against one of their fierce rival the BT Sung Park JiJi FC. Full reports for the match has not been released but it is believed their €20M signing,Mohandinho made his debut as a 2nd half substitute in a match full marred by controversy.
Lineup for the game against BT Sung Park JiJi FC.

The new away kit for the Armadans will be expected to be ready by the end of this week as their sponsors have given a notice letter to the club board of directors. The Armadans players are delighted upon hearing the news. Here are some of the quotes as said by the Armadans;

"We are very happy because we're getting new threads,No more stinky jerseys,and best of all

A NEW BALL" ; quote by Armadan 33 aka Excreminator.

"New kit,New hope,New beginning and New players, We are going to SHAKE real HARD in the world of soccer in the upcoming season" ; -Armadan 5 aka Willy Wonka.

"We gonna look like basahloner,oops,I mean Barcelona so might as well we played like them but with better aggression in attack and more composed in defense" ; Armadan 8 aka MILF Hunter.

"Jersey??Cincai la, I just hope Jay Chou won't be having new albums or new songs anytime from now because if he did our rivals Shenhuahua will be stronger"; Armadan 7 aka Kiki Mustang.

The Armadan will train in a secret training base for a few months as they prepare for the season curtain raiser next month.

Thats all for today's bulletin for more updates or info log on to www.orangearmada.blogspot.com All messages and comments will be replied ASAP.

Alien or Snake Baby

2007-07-31T22:58:00.000+08:00

Her mother kept telling people that she's got a snake in her tummy and when the baby was finally born, she looked like a snake (more Alien than snake to me) but the fact is,it's a rare skin disease called Harlequin type Ichthyosis.

Logotype

2007-07-30T16:27:00.000+08:00

Brilliant Brazilian,..

World Of Friends-Unite Football,Unite Culture! (Dutchman)

Armadan33 aka Ng Boon Yuan aka Silky Terrier aka Xando aka Excriminator aka SmellyBoss"Muscleman" aka RX7 aka Fei Chai Pao"Bobo"

2007-07-29T15:31:00.000+08:00

Behold,I give you Boon Yuan the guy whos' three things in life is football,cars and hot guys...the least he wants is SPM and nagging.This nigga' is our ex-capt and current left-back.Likes to experiment new tricks but most of it failed.When strikers encounters him,they freeze!!!They freeze because they can't pass him due to his physical strength and jungle jerry's hair all around him.Adaptable to play all roles in the left-area and is one of the best in the lot currently.Eventhough Armadans call him fatty,he was never a fat bloke but a muscular man.Initial aim of life was to be a profesionale player playing for the Old Lady but end up in Orange Armada.The Dutchman team took him from the Dundee Utd youth ranks.

More to his personal life,staring at "naked" guys changing clothes(a small-time voyeur) is a past time for him.Can ease himself even if there are bunch of people right beside him.Sorry for the pun intended.Sleeps at 5am and wakes up at 3pm(he proclaims that the night is still young).Thats about it~Enjoy some of the photos that he have to offer:-

reedited:*I was not allowed to speak on this*

Happy moments of the full-back

All worked up thoroughly checking out Armadan new squad

Casually grinning on a vacation in Dickson after a tiring season.Notice on the right side(the guy without the shirt on),he's also an Armadan and is the worst signing ever.really...floppy player.Sorry.

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Note:In a couple of days to come,we will be talking about Post-mortem on Matchday,New Nike Kit, and A.K.A series.

Tak Nak! Rotan....Tak Nak! Jenayah....

2007-07-27T18:59:00.000+08:00

A moment away from football,this is to young chaps out there.Don't do crime or this is what you deserve.Please think twice, because you would not want to taste this shit.(it hurts like a hot iron ironing your butt cheeks, till it flourishes into a bunga raya). God,Bless the World!

It's gruesome!!!!It's preposterous!!! 18SX...Watch at your own risk(not for the weak-hearted and pregnant ladies)

No Crime,No Cane
A community message brought to you by Armadan Football Club and djnovin.com

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Armadan9 aka Puah Kar Yik aka K.Y.T aka Ani aka Fake Ronaldinho aka Monk aka Shyboy aka Char Siew Pau

2007-07-27T18:20:00.000+08:00

Realise why he has that many aliases, because he's the kind of silent hitman on and off the pitch.So those sobriquets are essential for him to move around the pitch without the opponent knowing who are we calling out at.So slick that he is always ubiquitous on the field and proudly calls himself Ronaldinho of Malaysia but the real Ronnie of Msia is none other then .......?(Armadan 2??,7,9,10,33,11,5,8,22,99.,you guys decide@tembak-tembak)

He ask me to rescind a rare footage of him strutting those breathtaking skills but we insists of having him get a slice of the fame.So guess what...Right here and right now we're are exclusively showing you the video footage only on Armadan Tv.Its a paradox of him!NOTTTT....!!

Behold all Armadans!!!! We summon Armadan9's wizardry sulky skills,Enjoy;

Note:This are part of the comments from fans when they get to know about this video.

*)lol.thats hilarious.this guy is hail by Orange Armada(dutchman).The talisman in the team.kudos.

**) ish...i also can do la

***) stio outting stupid shit like this on the net, no skill!

#)Whatever it is.
Armadans says....WE LOVE YOU!

.......................
Have a great weekend =)

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Victory

2007-07-22T01:46:00.000+08:00

The match between Shenhuahua FC and Orange was brought to an end this afternoon at 2pm, in our home stadium, el Roof de Futsal. The rule set up for the match was decided by both respective captains, Kiki Mustang from Orange Armada & 'Chin' da Seng from Shenhuahua FC. The rule was simple, whichever team that loses will have their players lined up in the goal post and let their ARSES being blasted by the victorius team. To our luck, Orange Armada managed to snap a win, with the scoreline of 4-2..thus we had the rule on

Armadans lining up a shot at Shenhuahua's arses!

What a pity..

Armadans at high

2007-07-20T18:13:00.001+08:00

Revelation

2007-07-20T17:01:00.000+08:00

Recent report shows that a lot of people are envying the high status achieved by Orange Armada, we've found reasons behind all these..To those that criticised this club are mainly jealous by the popularity we're gaining lately, and to those that crapped about this club's achievements are just lack of attention, for most of the attentions are directing to us, these people need to get some attentions..or perhaps better known as LOAs..

The complete signings of three new players had boozed up this club quite spectacularly, in terms of spirit. The arrival of Suraj,19 aka 'Suraji the Boss' triggered some prospects over whether he could adapt himself into the style of play that Orange Armada plays. This young lad quoted "I'm really happy to have signed for this club,though I know that the style of play here is of more high pace compared to my former club, But anyhow I'll give my 101 % for this club"...Then another new signing of Orange Armada, Ryan Ooidic quoted " I'm glad that I could at last play for the club I admired so much during my childhood days,it's been a dream come true for me, I'll play my best and I LOVE being here!! '..

Lastly, the third signing of Orange Armada, perhaps the most expensive signings thus far, Mohandinho whom we signed from the former "Galacticos" Mighty Reds in which costed a massive €20mil quoted that, " I see PASSION in this club, being rated thus expensive, I knew that this club had somehow discovered my hidden talents in which I never got to show during my time with the "Galacticos", so by thanking the support shown by Orange Armada, I promise to give my very best to them"

Armadans Transfer Week #7

2007-07-18T16:07:00.000+08:00

Latest news

The highly rated Mohandinho who is earlier this week reported that he could be on his way to the Armadans passed his medical today. The versatile attacking player is reportedly on his way to La Romareda Armada after agreeing personal terms with an undisclosed fee however its reportedly that the figure is around €20million. There are several other clubs envying what the Armadans could offer and show their dissatisfaction by critising the Armadans and the to-be Armadans. Mohandinho will don the No.17 jersey which was once held by the now player of the year "The Iceman".

Former Armadans fullback Madrid Chuan Real "Zizou" Chong has decided to hang up his boots. This retirement came through after a prolonged Hernia injury which has been haunting the fullback since last season. He quotes,
" Its been an honour for me to play in such a magnificent club with amazing legacy but I think its the time for me to stop as this hernia injury is giving me a hard time every time I play . I would like to thank the coaching staffs, teammates and last but not least the die hard fans of this club."

The No.5 jersey will be passed on to former No.11 Willy Wonka Jaded Wilson.

Hopes to see 3 new signings from Lala FC to the Armadans goes up in smokes. The three are Cha Bor, CS and an unknown player. The three players have decided to sign for Shaghaiyo Shenhuahua FC as they provide more Jay Chou songs during trainings.

Gabriel Heinze which was heavily rumored wanted to leave English Premier League champions Manchester United gave a "come and get me" hint to the Armadans. However a spokesperson from the Armadans explained "Heinze is a great fullback which also fits well at the center,however I think we'll do just fine with what we have in the current squad now".
Heinze which also interests Newcastle United, Liverpool and Real Madrid still have 2 years on his current United contract but with a buy-out clause of only €6.8Million.

Thats all for today's news.
Stay tune for more of the interesting news of the transfer saga,..thanks for watching.
Good day..

Armadan Transfer Center Week #6

2007-07-16T20:05:00.000+08:00

The Arrival List;

De La Salle:As the new season is drawing by,the transfer window is drawing close.We are proud to say that our club is the most active in the transfer market with signing new players no fewer then 3.

First on the crop list is Suraj,we have snap him out from a couple of interested clubs which is said to be offering a better deal then Orange Armada.However,Suraj which is deemed to be a hot prospect, said the reason he chooses Armada over other clubs is because of the stature of TheArmadans.

"I am delighted to join this club because it's huge and has a great following.this is the time where i can learn more and the coach has been very well to me.I love the supporters and i know they love me"exclaim Suraj.

That 14 year old wonderkid added that Domenico an Armadan himself has persuaded him to join the club.

He has passed the medical and is expected to be unveiled on 31/07/2007 in La Romareda Armada

Our second signing is Ryan Ooidic,also 14 arrived to Armadans on a free after spending years playing for De Liga B club,Lebuh Turi FC.He's the younger sibling of striker Gay Ooiteroy which is playing for Orange Armada currently.

"I came to this club is not because of my brother but because i love all the people in it esp my beloved brother and the culture.I want to pay the faith of Mustang lay on me by doing well in the backline and I hope we can win big things during my time here"

He too will be unveiled on 31/07/2007

The third player but certainly not the last to join is Kunji better known The Slave

He has had a terrible spell in Orange Armada because of not attending training and even walk out of games oftenly.However,he has made amends with the club president after a long discussion in De La Salle and pledge that he'll will be back with a vengeance.

"I'll pledge myself to the club and will try to control my disobedience off and on the pitch as much as i can.I owe my career to the club and i want to pay back to them by doing well"

The Armadans are also chasing highly rated Mohandinho,17 which is from our arch-rivals Mighty Reds and the move seems to be imminent as the giants has been demoted to De Liga B.
Nothing has been confirmed but if he were to come,it is believed that Jacko will be a surplus requirement and will be offload if the price is right.The club has put a whopping €20mil price tag on him.
With all this on going speculation and the arrival of some good quality signings,Xavi is widely speculated to leave the club for Barcelona but he firmly snub it and said that he wants to play for the club for his entire career.

"I want to be in this club and eventhough I would love to go to Barca but I would determine to fight for a place in the flank which is my favourite area but centre back will do as well for me because Puyol has been good to me"

Gay has also rubbish reports about him leaving the club after the arrival of Suraj.
The versatile striker donning the number 10 shirt wants to do well in the club after a barren run and wants to be back in the good old days with 20-goals a season.

THE DEPARTURE LIST;
Benjani Chongani(above) has left the club after serving a two term in Armada, to South Park FC on a free.He joined Dayamornand(below) who left the club after snubbing a new contract to go to a club in Canada,Dynamo Montreal.
Orange Armada will deeply missed them and felicitously welcome our new signings to the club.

The new away kit for 07/08 will be unveiled in La Romareda Armada on 31/07/07 together with Nike that is quite similar to Athletico Madrid. Stay tune for more news and transfer gossips right here on www.orangearmada.blogspot.com

Thanks for watching Armadan News Corp.
all rights reserved 2007

Here's Uday Vinod a/l Magenthiran and Chester Soh Ho Chun,goodbye!

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

National Pride

2007-07-16T19:35:00.000+08:00

The national sucks,they rank 149 in FIFA rankings.They only manage to score one and concede 12 goals in 3 GAMES.! No wonder "malaysia boleh" never really took off from the start, this is because they look like this on the pitch

...and I think they suffer from some hormone deficiency because they play like they are one
like this:

I once taught Thailand was the transsexual haven but now Malaysia more like it.

But above all,I still support Malaysia not for who they are/how they play but it's the inner sense tingling inside that tells me to...For instance whenever they touch the ball,I will be esctatic let alone scoring (as in the case against China).On a side note,Malaysians are happy to see Tengku(vice FAM) to resign and we're hoping that they will sack the coach(Bakar) and the whole squad minus Thiru & Nantha for only Indians can play well.Good riddance to Tengku and hope they will be a revival in Malaysia squad where it will be a mix of indian chinese and lastly malays like the likes of Santokh,Serbegeath'Shebby'Singh, Soh Chin Aun'Taukeh' and lastly Mokhtar Dahari'SuperMokh',playing for our national team again.not just talk but walk the talk.They are what they are,I am who I am...

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

National Disgrace

2007-07-16T02:01:00.000+08:00

Despite our national motto 'MALAYSIA BOLEH' the AFC had put 'tremendous' tasks for our national team. Being one of the host countries of the tournament, the first game was played between Malaysia and China, eventhough China did not qualify for last year's world cup, but stil Malaysia had no comparison at all to the Chinese. Well in wat was expected by our sports minister, we could win, nevertheless celebrating before the match even started with huge cakes that states 'Malaysia Boleh' only result in a Himuliating defeat to China. 5-1 was the scoreline..Well wat more could be said? rubbish? ok moving on to Malaysia's second match against Uzbekistan, a team in which is not overly rated as Malaysia, could, thrash Malaysia an easy 5-0 win, what a disgrace. And to supporters of Malaysia, if u have really LOW mentality to even support a useless team that consisting of brown PIGS..

Our neighbour, Thailand could do so much better, I do not understand, Thai's have almost similar skin tone to us, but why could they be so good in football? and our country,despite numerous investments turned to be a piece of crap? I have the answer...

It is due to Malaysia team in which is racist in selecting players that are of BROWN skin, also with low mentalities..The coach would probably be a moron..from top-to-toe,Malaysian players are equiped with branded items but those were of a big waste when even teams like Oman in which is not a rich country could play so well with cheap boots.

Well, it is not that I don't wanna continue bombing Malaysia, it's just that time does not permit me. It's late and I'm soon to bed. Before I leave, I would like to advise those that support Malaysia, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Player of the Year

2007-07-13T18:57:00.001+08:00

We are proud to announce that Xando@Iceman has won the Bloggers Mum's Choice Award for the Player of the Year(football) and Good Kid Behaviour of the Year 2007(sportsmanship)Kudos to you and goodluck in the next game.
x All geared up for the award gala night in Prescott Motel X Looking calm and reserve before the resultsX Tadaaa!!! an overwhelm over the moon Xando with his two awards.as you can see,he's with the trademark post with the two awards in hand.A great achievement to behold.

Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Armadans Kinky Squad 07/08.All Hail Armadans!!!

2007-07-13T16:57:00.002+08:00

c A new away kit is coming sooon for us to show Man Utd that Nike sponsors us too.So.... Armadans GET your BALL'S Ready!!!Bangballs~~here are some for you to feast: d One on our routine hanging out with the WAG's f Kunji-lek(16) The Slave fav quote:"first to pay,last to come" Mingao(2) The Joker fav quote:"wah quickly quickly Linda come edy lo"

d Kiki(7) The Foxman fav quote:"Cincai la" Willy Wonka(5) The Jaded fav quote:"allah bl-ASS me"

X.Boone(33) Retard Iceman fav quote:"choke ur mother kaw-kaw"

Merv Mexicano(11) El Jessicano fav quote:"hey jiaoo ong"

Ivan Cockerio(o!o) The Ballkeeper Specialist fav quote:"mmm muachachas,supremo pronto koteliojo cock cock cock..."

Gary the Gay-et(10) The Gaya-gayo fav quote:"ooi ooi...(manja sound)!!"

Xavier the dumb freak(8) The Kaki Bangku fav quote:" 3 bananas a day keeps the doctor away."d Those sleepy nights during the trip for the away games That's mother nature calling during the journey to Penang against Penang Free Boys FC
d Our cutting cake ceremony of our Armadans Boleh spirit before we got thrashing 5-1 from the Penang boys.its ok,we need to rot more.
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Till Judgement Day,
Dutchman

Armadans Kinky Squad 07/08 beta ver.

2007-07-13T16:57:00.001+08:00

One of those common outings with WAG's

X.Boone(33) Iceman fav quote:"fish ur mother kaw-kaw"

Willy Wonka(5) The Bullet fav quote: "allah bl-ASS me"
Ivan Cockerio(0!0) The Ballkeeper Specialist fav quote:"mmm muachachas,supremo pronto koteliojo"
Gary the Gay-et(10) The Gaya-gayo fav quote:"ohhh really...really..ooi ooi.!!"

The Elites #1

2007-07-13T06:21:00.000+08:00

First and foremost welcome to the Orange Armada© 's official blog,

Here in the first post introducing the poll of the "elites and not so elites" of...
the initials on top are the voters' initials,,while the initials one the left hand side are the "candidates"..the higher number means worser rank.. the lower the number means the better the rank..get it..?enlarge the picture to view it more clearly,

Just in case the name BIATCH caught your eye there and you're wondering who's that here's a hint..

A blogger which take Xiaxue as her so called idol..already published her own book and worst of all arrogant,disrespectful to other people and likes jay chou

This poll will be updated more with more members of the squad voting for it almost everyday..

The end.,
LIVE THE LIVE OF AN ORANGE ARMADAN..!!